Sorbe Farms

“Howdy Partners, If you're in the market for the quintessential farm adventure with a touch of the absurd, Sorbe Farms is your ticket to a wild ride. I stumbled onto Sorbe Farms in the wee hours of the morning—because who needs sleep, right? I may have napped in the barn, unintentionally turning myself into a human scarecrow, but hey, at least I was well-rested. Once I shook off my accidental hay-induced slumber, I kicked off the day with a steaming cup of joe and a throne-like chair. The sunrise at Sorbe Farms is so breathtaking; it could make a rooster do a double take. Forget your preconceived notions of farms with rickety barns and odorous hogs. At Sorbe Farms, the only thing smelling funky is your own morning contribution to the atmosphere. And let me tell you about the dog – they call him a dog, but I'm pretty sure he moonlights as a furry behemoth. Massive, yet majestic in a peculiar way that only a farm dog can be. Now, let's talk about accommodations. I opted for the barn life, and it wasn't half bad. My roommate, The Behemoth, did have a snoring repertoire that could compete with a global seismic event, but hey, who needs uninterrupted sleep anyway? Breakfast was an eggstravaganza, though the eggs weren't exactly plucked from the nest that morning. Still, they were delicious, just like the Sorbe family's company. Engaging conversations and wine flowed freely – a wonderful time! Pro tip: If you're driving in, make sure your gas tank is fuller than the Sahara is long. The driveway to the main house is a marathon, not a sprint. A full tank of gas isn't just a suggestion; it's a survival tactic. In the grand scheme of things, the sleeping situation gets a flat 7/10 (thanks to The Behemoth's nightly serenades), the people score an off-the-charts 11/10, and the overall farm experience lands a solid 9/10. So, if you find yourself invited to Sorbe Farms and have a hankering for a good time, rest assured it'll be more fun than a barrel of goats doing stand-up comedy.”

“It's been really neat watching an untouched field become someone's home. Thank you for making it something beautiful. Welcome to the neighborhood 🖐🏼”

“Beautiful farm but it’s the family who makes this place magical!”

“Never been, but I know it's great.”